Canine
Commentaries


(courtesy of Don Shank/Greater St. Louis Kit Car Club newsletter, September 2003)

  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
     
  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
     
  • If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers
     
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh Billings
     
  • We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
     
  • Women and cats will do as they please; men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert Heinlein
     
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams
     
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
     
  • I've never met a dog I didn't like. Curt Scott (with a tip 'o' the Stetson to Will Rogers)

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