Top Ten Quotes (from Fed. Gov’t employee evaluations)

“The Top Ten Quotes from Federal government
employee evaluations… 

10. “I would not permit this employee to breed.”

  9. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”

  8. “When she opens her mouth, it’s only to swap whichever foot was
previously inserted.”

  7. “His men would follow him anywhere… but only out of morbid curiosity.”

  6. “A gross ignoramus… 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

  5. “She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.”

  4. “If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.”

  3. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

  2. “He’s so dense, light bends around him.”

And the #1 quote from Federal government employee
   performance evaluations…

  1. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

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